McKenzie Frazier - Mascot/Watch Dog
Though I was born a Dingo in Aboriginal Australia, my mother
was actually a Scott and my father was not. My mother's favorite
book contained the names McKenzie and Frazier, hence the two
became me! I was brought to the United States in 2001 and
was placed for adoption at a dog adoption event, though I
am not particularly proud of that.
Hobbies & Interests:
I have a strange and diverse hobby list which
includes but not limited to:
• Leaping around like a Gazelle, yes I am capable of leaping over a
couch in a single bound!
• Fish attacker and tenderizer when my master pulls up the big one.
Actually what I really want to do is roll all over it.
• Squirrel chasing duty, though I really don't know what I'd do with
one if I caught it.
• Shedding of great amounts of quality fur, my contribution of self
expressive art. I actually hold many shares in the vacuum industry.
As it turned out, my mission in life was to be granted the honorable position of Total Concept Mascot which should never be confused
with ascot, which in fact is a very wide necktie. I also bark at some
of the clients after they leave the office. At four o'clock in the afternoon, I become the company Court Jester at which time I
bring out my toys and commence to entertain with comical moves,
jumps, air tossing, and attacks. Being cute, I grab my toys with my paws while lying on my back. I stole this idea from the family cat.
"No, the Dingo did NOT eat your baby...the Rottweiler did it"